wondered if we have an snail racers in here at all?

I have a few;

Slimey is a decent snail - Young, good prospect

Snailey - Training partner to Slimey

Cheetah - He's just a slug with a paper shell on his back, nobody has noticed yet

Shelley - Absolute garbage, I'm only keeping her for her name

Shellder - For pokemon fans

Cloyster - had to, the father of Shellder


For all the breeding, I cannot beat Archies 2 minute record though!

Fantastic.

I have the following.

Slimer, slow of the mark but goes like a rocket down hill. no good in icy conditions.

Benticles. A confused character with no sense of direction, usually ends up last, very very fast and always laps his opponents, just in reverse.

Armed Robbery, Collects pieces of shell from other opponents whilst overtaking them, always starts off strong but finishes slow due t weight he ends up carrying.

Shell-f Life - Done his time on the circuit, respected by all, tends to be the first to bed.

Taffy - Welsh snail. Fails to qualify but in with a chance this year.

Sludge Bucket - One of the best, hes big wide and full of gunge. his wart like features pop as he scuttles down the track, covering opponents in glue, if he is on form, he rarely loses.



more to follow

lol, couldn't help but comment on this, I don't see snail racing as a proper sport, just seems like a mario-kart race