Nock the wall down and get it out of there instead, but she had a surprise because.......

She decided to get to dubai in search of treasure but along the way she...

Met a man who was a millionaire but lost it all on blackjack, so she......

Decided to seek love in a woman but the only problem with this was...

they had to think of creative actions in the bedroom, so they thought of....

Buying dominos as you get 50% of orders over £30 but the only problem was....

They only had £29.99 so....

They went for a walk and ended up in a skip but luckily...

They found the missing lottery ticket worth £133 million pounds, they then.....

handed it into the police station because they were law abiding citizens and got a reward of £300, so, it was off to the nearest......

Local club, for a pizza and a chocolate cake but suddenly...

A man jumped out asking for the womens number, she reluctantly gave because.....

He was brandishing a tazer, and just in time, a big hefty bloke came rushing over and said.......

Give me that taser, you dont deserve her number, he then pointed the taser at the women and said......

Right darlin, get you into the back of my mini van, im taking you home with me, i need you to.........

Cook and clean, but she refused and she...

Said for £8 per hour I will....

So the manager accpeted, only to sack her the next day because.....

he caught her stealing crips and chocolate but it wasnt for her she was saving it for...

but, he knew she was lying as there were melted choco round her mouth and crisps stuck to her jumper, "get out of my house ya lying toad" he said, and......