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1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory,
but I got canned. Couldn't concentrate.

2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.

3. After that, I tried being a Tailor, but wasn't suited for it -- mainly because it was a sew-sew job.

4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting.

5. Then, tried being a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life, but just didn't have the thyme.

6. Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker, but any way I sliced it... couldn't cut the mustard.

7. My best job was a Musician, but eventually found
I wasn't noteworthy.

8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but didn't have any patience.

9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. Tried hard but just didn't fit in.

10. I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered I couldn't live on my net income.

11. Managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company, but the work was just too draining.

12. So then I got a job in a Workout Center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.

13. After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it.

14. My next job was working in Starbucks, but had to quit because it was the same old grind.

I worked as a lap dancer ~ But got sacked for breaking someones knee!

Worked in a glue factory but I could not stick at it!

I was hoping for a career in finance but it just didnt add up.

My fathers a milkman but he said I just havent got the bottle for it

I worked as a train driver, but my career went off the tracks

Fancied working on a cruise ship, but that idea was sunk

Lasted two weeks as a binman. That was a rubbish job

Worked as a librarian too. Got given my books the next day

Wanted to join the army but they gave me my marching orders

Also worked at the KP factory. Left because they paid me peanuts