One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."

I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

Realising that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off university to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a huge department store.

I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits.....

.....She was so excited. She was almost nearing s.e.x.u.a.l satisfaction from all of the excitement.

Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier."

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it." Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled.

"WHAT?"

I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

Apparently I'm not having s.e.x tonight either....but at least she knows I'm smarter than her.

Edited by forum moderator revenge, at 22:22 Wed 15/11/06 (GMT)

PMFSL....

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i had that sent to me on an email also rise

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Yeh i got this in an e-mail as well!

Anyone had the mastercard one! I pmsl @ that one!

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