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23:20 Wed 27 Feb 13 (GMT) [Link]
Right come on then, I want to hear your worst, lamest and cringiest jokes that you know!
Mine:
I just read Thomas Edison's creation of the lightbulb.
It really lightened up my day!
Mine:
I just read Thomas Edison's creation of the lightbulb.
It really lightened up my day!
00:35 Thu 28 Feb 13 (GMT) [Link]
two blondes walk into a bar
thought one would of seen it
thought one would of seen it
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11:01 Thu 28 Feb 13 (GMT) [Link]
two blondes walk onto the street
suddenly one of them asks: "Can I walk in the middle now"?
suddenly one of them asks: "Can I walk in the middle now"?
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13:13 Thu 28 Feb 13 (GMT) [Link]
I walked into a shop and a man threw eggs, cream and butter at me.
How dairy?!
LOL
How dairy?!
LOL
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18:10 Thu 28 Feb 13 (GMT) [Link]
Why do bicycles fall over?
Because they are two-tired!
Because they are two-tired!
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00:51 Sat 2 Mar 13 (GMT) [Link]
why does a chicken cross the street?
To get to the other side
To get to the other side
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13:34 Tue 5 Mar 13 (GMT) [Link]
Waiter, will my pizza be long?
No sir, it will be round! lol
No sir, it will be round! lol
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22:49 Wed 13 Mar 13 (GMT) [Link]
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A stick lol
A stick lol
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16:04 Wed 3 Apr 13 (BST) [Link]
What does a ghost wear when it's raining outside?
Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooots! lol
Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooots! lol
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17:04 Tue 30 Jul 13 (BST) [Link]
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with an octopus, a sheep and a zebra?
A striped, woolly jumper with eight sleeves! LOL
A striped, woolly jumper with eight sleeves! LOL
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15:10 Sun 1 Sep 13 (BST) [Link]
theres been a fight in a biscuit tin..
A lad called ROCKY hit a PENGUIN over the head with a CLUB, tied him to a WAGON WHEEL and made his BREAKAWAY in a TAXI. Police say ROCKY was last seen AFTER EIGHT in MARYLAND with a GINGERNUT, known to police as RICH T. They didnt leave a crumb of evidence, so the JAMMIE DODGERS got away with it.
A lad called ROCKY hit a PENGUIN over the head with a CLUB, tied him to a WAGON WHEEL and made his BREAKAWAY in a TAXI. Police say ROCKY was last seen AFTER EIGHT in MARYLAND with a GINGERNUT, known to police as RICH T. They didnt leave a crumb of evidence, so the JAMMIE DODGERS got away with it.
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15:56 Sun 1 Sep 13 (BST) [Link]
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO girlgonenutssssssssss
what did the traffic light say to the other traffic light?
dont look im changinnng
what did the traffic light say to the other traffic light?
dont look im changinnng
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16:25 Sun 1 Sep 13 (BST) [Link]
What do you get if a giraffe and a hedgehog cross the road?
A long neck toothbrush :///
A long neck toothbrush :///
16:31 Sun 1 Sep 13 (BST) [Link]
Two snowmen are in a field.
One of them says to the other: "Is it me or can you smell carrots?"
One of them says to the other: "Is it me or can you smell carrots?"
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17:35 Sun 1 Sep 13 (BST) [Link]
My mate told me she ran home from work behind a bus the other day, and saved herself a fiver. Silly cow could have run behind a taxi and saved herself £20
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16:19 Mon 2 Sep 13 (BST) [Link]
People who are afraid of Santa Claus are Claustrophobic...
Does that joke even work?
Does that joke even work?
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12:24 Tue 3 Dec 13 (GMT) [Link]
What do you call Frosty the Snowman in May?
A puddle!
A puddle!
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