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10:52 Mon 22 Feb 16 (GMT) [Link]

Hey'

So yesterday this guy knocked on my door and said he was looking for donations for the new swimming pool that is due to open.....

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so i gave him a glass of water

gerard_m

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05:00 Fri 27 May 16 (BST) [Link]

Knock knock, who's there? Nick...

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15:00 Sat 2 Jul 16 (BST) [Link]

englishman, irishman and scotsman in a plane and each of them have to throw something out the plane

englishaman throws out a banana " dont need that"
irishman throws out an orange " dont need that either"
scotsman throws out a bomb " i dont need that"

plan lands and they go home to thier wives

englishmans wife " i slipped on this banana skin hurt myself"
irishmans wife " i got hit with this blasted orange"

scotsmans wife was laughing " whats so funny?"

" oh nothing dear i was outside gardening, bent over and farted and the house blew up"

chezz

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19:48 Sat 16 Jul 16 (BST) [Link]

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buckjam

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19:41 Sat 3 Dec 16 (GMT) [Link]

It is

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