A woman goes to the pet shop and sees a parrot for sale for £50, as she gets her purse out to pay for it,the seller says " i must warn you that this parrot used to be the pet at the local brothel".Unphased she says "its ok i will still buy it"off she trots home and takes the blanket off the cage and sticks him in the corner of the room, the parrot looks round and says "oooh new brothel, new madam", she thinks nothing of it until her kids come home from school, the parrot then goes "oooh new brothel, new madam, new girls!", the mother gets a bit embarassed but lets it slide until her husband comes home from work, the parrot says "oooh new brothel, new madam, new girls and the same old faces!!! hello ray long time no see!!!!"