thats wrong m8

zero is wrong m8 so there haha

Lol cant believe they put that lmao.

The answer is eight. two zeros on top of each other!!

yep it is lol haha so easy

oops lol

i have another what is golden and loved when its heard lol

Eight years ago, Sam was eight times the age of his son Sam Jr. Today, if you add their ages together, they add up to 52. How old are Sam and his son?

40 and 12....next!

ok ok... bit eager!.. ok here goes

A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?

haha check previous pages....shes a photographer!

oh clever sod!

A magician was boasting one day at how long he could hold his breath under water. His record was 6 minutes. A kid that was listening said, "that's nothing, I can stay under water for 10 minutes using no types of equipment or air pockets!" The magician told the kid if he could do that, he'd give him $10,000. The kid did it and won the money. Can you figure out how?

puts glass of water on head.....next

fgs!... im no good at these silly riddles , im off on the net to get a hard one HA!

Times are hard in a small rural town, business is slowing and people are moving out. It so happens that there are two horse-dealerships in town. Unfortunately there's only enough people to support one of the dealerships. So the two owners meet and decide that one of them must leave town. Since neither of them want to leave they devise a competition to see who gets to stay. It is decided that they will race their horses across town. Now they don't want to damage their horses, so they change the race rule so that whoever?s horse crosses the finish post LAST wins the race and gets to stay in town. So the next day they set off. Both are ambling along, taking rests and getting nowhere nearer to finishing. After a few hours a wise old man tells them to dismount and gives them some advice. After which the two sprint back to the horses, get on and gallop towards the finish line. Assuming that the race rules were not changed - what advice did the old man give them ?"

ive got this one too. but its better than the others so i'll let it run a while!!!

The one who makes it sells it.
The one who buys it doesn't use it.
The one who's using it doesn't know he's using it.
What is it?

Its me

oh damn!, i was hoping no one would get that! well done revenge

get on the other persons horse!

That was also used earlier in the thread tut tut