mines faceplanting the floor when i fell off me bike

btw ... u will only understand this if uve been on here for a while!

-Ash-

I had a splinter in my thumb once !!

Pmsl

my nephew fell thro a glass greenhouse and sliced his leg open

i fell off a ladder on a roof good few stories high and on the way down caught my hand on a screw and tore right down the middle (painfull) also nearly falling off the scaffolding

OOOOO painfull

haha this title makes me laugh!! good ol' phil (supermega) hahaha

When some girl walked in the room when we were having a sit off and i pulled her pants down and sed granny knickers messing around and because i was on a beanbag she stood like on me face an broke my nose was all

Ooooh i have a few im rather injury prone lol
but worst one was when my knee cracked it was awful I twisted it then as I fell some beefy lad stood on it and it crack through the middle wasn't pretty!

Couldn't play for 6 months!

Unlucky Akon u know what not to say next time =p

Mike did it break??
-Ash-

slipped of table when drunk and smashed my face on the foot rest at the bar =S broke my cheek bone and nose

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I got a few heres the first! i was drunk i fell over a smashed my mouth on a window ledge i had 50 stitches in my mouth!!!

I was once jumped in a paddling pool round my local area and i jumped straight on some glass. down the hospital again for some more stitches!!!!

Lol i will have to think i have so many!!!!

nah cracked but its just as bad ash! lol

Hairline fracture

yep. painful! I'll tell ya i'd advise not doing it

Paper Cut

I had 40% of the cartilidge removed from my knee from stretching the ligament... couldn't walk for 3 months.
Snapped the metatarsal in 3 places in my hand, and shattered the knuckle.
Finally broke my collar bone and elbow at the same time... PAINFULL!

i tripped over the ball on holiday that left me with quite a bad scar but generally im quite a boring person when it comes to injuries, lol

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falling onto an outside corner of a wall and splitting my lip in half. im a bit boring like 2good with injuries aswell