cant post a joke coz i cant copy it today sorry..

how does jacko pick his nose??

from a catalouge

jesus says 2 john come forth and ill give u eternal life......... john come fifth and won a toaster

The 7 dwafs were in a bath, they were all feeling happy, so happy got out. boom boom

Psychiatrist: What's your problem?

Patient: I think I'm a chicken.

Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on?

Patient: Ever since I was an egg!

the west ham manager ask his players to drive round town using there mobile phone.

this is because that the only way they will get 3 points this season.

travel update train are not stopping at upton park due to massive points failure.

West Ham are magic....watch them dissapear out of the prmiership

who are the strongest team in league 1

rotherham for holding everybody else up