Here's an idea for a word game:

The object of the game is to take an everyday word suggested by the previous poster, change one or two letters to come up with a similar sounding brand new word, provide a humourous definition and then suggest another word for the next poster.

For Example if the suggested word is microwave:

microrave: (noun) An all night dance party filled with electronic dance music (techno, trance, drum and bass etc.)held in a broom cupboard

snooker

Hope I've explained it OK so the first word is snooker

LMAO Yeah!

Snooker = Spooker

Someone who scares you in the night when ur bladders full and ur headed to the bathroom and they go...RARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!


Next word: GIRL

very good and left a tough one

ermmm...

ogirl - In folk tales, female of a class of brutish giants known as ogres that eat human flesh.

budweiser

Oh you never said you could add letters!!

Budwiser = An older bloke who's wiser than a younger one!! LOL



WISE

PMSL

Oops sorry - you have to be able to add because some words (e.g. girl and wise ) are too short to be able to make another similar word.
I noticed that you deduced that you can remove letters too

Wizer - A type of spritzer like cocktail made from wine and Tizer.

telephone

Oh W/e! Girl to Gurl and Wise to Rise! ner!


Elephone = A phone only elephants can use





BUDDY

lmao

Budly - (adj.) inconsistant whilst playing FunkySnooker, somewhat similar in style to buddytobud.

enterprise

Benterise = When you wake all bent after sleeping awkwardly! lol




CLEAR

lol nice one - might start using that one in real life (you never know might get into the OED)

cleer - (verb) To make it obvious that you are looking sideways or obliquely with malicious intent.

photograph

Potograph = A graph made to measure Pots!!!


MEAL

Mepal - A very good friend of mine

FOREIGN

foureign - a party of four overseas visitors

gardener

Hardener = Can be used to make anything soft hard!





ONLINE

oneline - being the only person to be logged on to FunkySnooker at 4 in the morning

computer

Competer - A machine that thinks it can do everything better than you


FILED

fied - Past participle of fie (to tell an untruth that is more than a fib but not quite a lie)

certificate

Pertificate = An award given to ppl with pert parts (haha)


CHOCOLATES!

Chicklates - chocolate substitute made from processed chicken parts

elephant

Eleplant = Plants that only grow wen fed Elephant dubg!!


PLANTS

planties - underwear worn by plants

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