Order is vital to keep the site family friendly.

Friendly it is, most of the time

Time for me to go and recharge my batteries so that I can continue this wide eyed and bushy tailed

Tailed, I don't think I can start a sentence with that

That one will do until I return on the morrow

Morrow is the old fashioned word for the next day

Day after day I look in here to see if anybody new has joined us

Us and us alone I think

Think hard as to what can be done to see how to increase it's popularity

Popularity contest maybe ?

Maybe you are right or maybe we can tempt Paula back by just mentioning the word Chocolates

Chocolates maybe but it's things beginning with "s" that attracts Paula

Paula and her love of ... erm ... Snooker is well renowned

Renowned, she certainly is

Is Paula OK, by the way, because recently there has been no sight nor sound?

Sound is measured in decibels :-o

Decibels is certainly the de facto standard of sound measurement although technically you could also use bels if you wanted to be particularly obtuse

Obtuse is what they used to call me at school

School days were certainly good but when people say 'the best days of your life', I can't help feeling that it is an admission of a lack of fulfilment

Fulfilment, ahh something I keep on seeking