I arnt 100% sure that this thread doesntexist but I check all forums and I couldnt find it!

Well the rules are simple post your favourite from any film song cartoon and let the rest of us try have a go at guessing it!

First 1:

If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If you bend the truth or I think your bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything I'll kill ya. In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Now do you understand everything I've said? Because if you don't, I'll kill ya.

Also:

If the milk turns out to be sour, I ain't the kinda cat to drink it

They both out of the same film gl

top top film si. i'll wait though for others to guess first!!!

That would be the almighty 'lock, stock & two smoking barells'?

Sounds right to me Josh.

ahh yes it would be

ok luckypot its upto you now go for it!

OK... both quotes from the same film:

(As the plane prepares to take off.)
"character 1: Nervous?
character 2: Yes.
character 1: First time?
character 2: No, I've been nervous lots of times."

"Character 1: Surely you must be joking.
Character 2: I never joke. And don't call me Shirley."

Edited at 12:10 Thu 18/09/08 (BST)

thats airplane isnt it?

It is indeed! Your go bud...

"You wanna waste my time? Okay. I call my lawyer. He's the best lawyer in Miami. He's such a good lawyer, that by tomorrow morning, you gonna be working in Alaska. So dress warm."

I do know this one... one of the greats... but I've had my go, so I'll leave it for someone else!

Oh.. I can't think lol.

Love this film lol Scarface

I'll go? lol emmmmmmmm....

"hey, i was in fronta you"
"no ya wern't"
"you callin me a liar!?"
"i aint callin ye for dinner!"

hahahahaha oh it's so funny

I have no idea where this quote is from

but sounds mad the film does lol

whats this film?

" Ill be back " and " you have been terminated"

lmao terminator

(Character 2 shoots himself with a tranquiliser dart. This is the conversation that follows)

Character 1 "Whoa man you just took a dart in the neck!"
Character 2 "I did! Oh my god, is this bad, is this bad?"
Character 1 "You should pull that out, that *ahem* is not cool."
Character 2 "Wait. Wait. Pull what out?"
Character 1 "The dart! You got a *ahem* dart in your neck!"
Character 1 "(starts laughing) You're cr.. you're crazy man! YOU'RE CRAZY! I like you...but you're crazy! I feel tired...(wanders off)"

Classic comedy scene

I'l bring this one back coz i know what it is lol it's a programme not a film...Johnny's is Old School

Edited at 14:29 Thu 20/11/08 (GMT)

Jugular I think its called

Character 2: Special Officer 'name' reporting!
Character 1: Hey, 'name'! Smell my fingers!
Character 2: What's that?
Character 1: That's when you know you've become a man, 'name'
Character2: Hey, Terry! Smell my fingers!
Character 1: What the hell is that?
Character 2: My bum!