What occurs once in a minuite, twice in a moment but never in a thousand years?

the letter m

its not rude mods seriously

The
Range
Of
8
Inches
Long.
The functioning of which is
Enjoyed
By
Members
Of
Both
Sexes.
Is
Usually found hung, dangling ready
Loosley
For
Instant
Action.
It boasts of a clump of
Little
Hairy
Things
At
One
End
And
Small
Hole at the other. In use, it
Is
Inserted,
Almost
Always
Willingly, sometimes slowly,
Sometimes
Quickly,
Into
A
Warm,
Fleshy, moist opening where
It
Is
Thrust
In
And
Drawn
Out
Again
And again many times in
Succession,
Often
Quickly
And
Accompanied by squirming bodily movements.
Anyone
Found
Listening in will most surely
Recognize
The
Rhythmic,
Pulsing
Sound, resulting from the
Well
Lubricated
Movements.
When
Finally withdrawn, it leaves
Behind
A
Juicy,
Frothy,
White
Sticky
Substance, some of which will
Need
Cleaning from
The
Outer
Surfaces of the opening and
Some
Of
From
Its
Long
Glistening
Shaft. After everything is
Done
And
The
Flowing
And
Cleansing
Liquids have ceased
Emanating,
It
Is
Returned
To
Its
Freely
Hanging state of rest, ready
Yet
For
Another
Bit
Of
Action,
Hopefully reaching its
Bristling
Climax
Twice
Or
Three
Times a
Day, but often much less.
What am i?

Please don't type with caps on please. Thanks

Edited by forum moderator damee, at 14:29 Wed 3/12/08 (GMT)

your a toothbrush

:O how dare u no that
i bet i no wat u was thinking

i was thinkin its toothbrush , i dunno wat else it could be

Couldn't possibly be anything else lol

What goes up but never down?

Anyone???

Bills

Hot air?

your age?

Got to be lol

You got it johny

i am hot
then im cold
im dry
then im wet
im full
then im empty

wat am i ??

wat gets wetter as u get dryer

a towel