Post any jokes you like here

Rules:

1. They may not be rude
2. They must be funny =]

Thats about it!


Here's one to get you started:

One day a big group of blondes met in New York to show the world that blondes aren't dumb.
They begged: "Ask any of us any question, and we will show you that we're not dumb."

The group caught the attention of a passer by, who volunteered to ask them some questions. He climbed up on a car and randomly picked a blonde out of the crowd.
She got up on the car too and the man asked: "What is the first month of the year?"
The blonde responded: "November?"

"Nope," said the man. At this point the crowd began to chant, "Give her another chance, give her another chance."

So the man asked: "What is the capital of the U.S.A ?"
The blonde responded: "Paris?"
So the crowd began chanting again: "Give her another chance, give her another chance."

The man said: "Okay, but this is the last one. What is one plus one?"
The blonde replied: "Two?"

“Give her another chance, Give her another chance." screamed the crowd.

try to keep the race jokes to yourself please

Edited by forum moderator mappers, at 20:13 Wed 21/01/09 (GMT)

It has nothing to do with race

I read the joke, and mappers was right to edit if not a race joke then certainly wasn't friendly to ethnic roles.

EDIT : Also on another note, http://www.funkysnooker.com/viewTopic.do?topicid=2243

Thanks mike.

CAPPED