new game!!! i invented it

example: i wish i had a car

answer: granted, but the car had no engine


il start with, i wish i had a full driving licence

granted: but its expires tomorrow

I wish I could live forever

Ok, but you will have to become a Liverpool fan

I wish that England will regain the Ashes this year

granted, but the whole team get injured.

I wish arsenal win the premiership nxt season.

Granted, but arsenal are then deducted 10 points for administration and premiership title is given to the team in 2nd place (LFC)

I wish england won the world cup again at least once in my lifetime.

lmao... granted but then lose the rest of there games (like usual)

i wish i could start drivin tomorrow

I wouldnt care mate They can loose as many as they want if they brought home the WC.

Granted, but then you get pulled over by police saying that your license hasnt been fully verified and you will have to step out of the vehicle and walk home

I wish i could go home now...

granted, but it starts raining on way home ...

wish it was a friday nyt & i was loaded...

Edited at 18:27 Tue 21/07/09 (BST)

Im at work.... So grant me my wish!!!!

granted, but it starts raining on way home ...

wish it was a friday nyt & i was loaded...

more than likely will happen so thanks... lol.

Granted but you manage to find yourself on a park bench in the morning with the local pigeon feeder poking you with a stick.

I wish i got a 107 tomorrow or at least a century

Edited at 19:37 Tue 21/07/09 (BST)

lmfao, hope not

Just got one in practice. haha. I guess the corruption was i will get one but it will be on the practice table

gfranted....but its on the practice table lmao

i wish i could become the worlds greatest funkysnooker player

granted but you have to spend at least 23 hours a day on here to do so

i wish i was a millionaire

Granted but then you get a bill for inheritance tax for 900,000 and then a tax bill for 99,999

I wish i can get a 107 break or a century
pleaseeeeeeee

granted but you discover you hadnt been responding and are logged out

i wish i lived in chicago

u will never live in chicago haha

Granted then you get to the air port and find out your passport is out of date

I wish henleys would give me coaching on funkysnooker

Granted but his coaching is rubbish and doesnt help you much.

I wish prison break never ends