my dream holiday destination is brazil

c.ronaldo is the best ______________ in the world

C. Ronaldo is the best winker in the world.

Right now im going to cook some ______.

Right now im going to cook some cheese

I right now i am _______ my ________

i right now i am playing my computer

topdog is the __________ player on funkysnooker.

topdog WAS the best player on funkysnooker.

Close, but no _____.

close. but no closer than i was

its very hard to ____ sometimes

its very hard to sleep walk sometimes

I lost a pound and found a __________

i lost a pound and found a quid

its my ____ today

its my payday today

i went outside and got _________

i went outside and got swine flu!!!!


i once___________ and it stung

i once got stung and it stung

i am _____ at this moment in time

i am playing on funkysnooker at this moment in time

i went into bathroom and _____________

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I went into the bathroom and stared at my gorgeous self in the mirror.


I went to the club and _______________

i went to the club and got hammered


i went to the fridge and got ____________

i went to the fridge and got food

i am vry vry _____.

i am very very warm

i got out of bed and _____________

I got out of bed and colapsed about 2 minutes later because of lack of sleep.

(True story)

I took one bite out of my BigMac and _______

I took one bite out of my BigMac and and then using only my nose used it to blow ronald mcdonalds wig off


true story, lmao



i saw 11 eggs with ponytails yesterday they said ________ and then rode into the moonlight

i was watching______ last night and it was sooooooooooooo booooooooriiiiiiinggggg!!!!!

i was watching paint last night and it was sooooooooooooo booooooooriiiiiiinggggg!!!!!

The argument with my partner wasn't my fault, he/she ________