make up your own stig lines like on top gear

Some say he owns a lifesize carcboard cut out of Jonny Wilkinson.....

And that he is a member here on funkysnooker....

All we know is he's called the stig

Some say he eats out of an elephants trunk
and that he has a green head
all we know is he's called the stig

Some say when he gets out of the bath he's more dirty than when he gets in
and that he can turn into a sheep at anytime
all we know is he's called the stig

lol

some say he only eats ginsters cornish pasties
and that he does a paper round in mexico city
all we know is hes called the stig

Schumacher ain't the Stig.

Some say he has an elongated head
and that he only sniffs glue for a good purpose
all we know is he's called the stig.

Some say he has passion for belgian chocolate,
and that he wears are pair of pants on his head,
all we know is he's called the Stig!

some say he is michael schumacher
some say he aint
all we know he is called the stig

lol quite like that

some say he is Austin Powers..
and when he burps lavender fragance is let out ...
all we know is hes called the stig