ok iv had a couple of accounts before (now safely de-activated) and i was wondering why your ranking always goes down when your no-longer a newbie. mathematically it shouldnt. competitively it shouldnt, but on about 4 occasions iv got to about 800 rank at 100 games, then shot down to 750 straight thereafter.

i ran a regression of the data i collected, and at the 5% significance level, we can reject the null hypothesis that there is no underlying reason for this. So therefore, Nick or whoever is top dog in this gaffe nowadays, please, oh learned one, impart to us your thoughts on this most troubling of matters.

xox

Very simple answer. You lose games and it's going down. I just looked at your recent results and that is what's happening. I don't see a problem there.

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dearest dame,

i know my highest rank was 791, but that is close to 800. and i have got to 800 on previous accounts, which i stated clearly, so your snide spoiler is not as funny as you thought it would be is it? and yes i know i lost games, but thats not the point. why does it always peak at 100 games, and then fall away?

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I know it's close to 800, i just wanted to put it. If you have a problem with that, well that's tough

You lose more games after 100 games? There's no other way of explaining it. It's not the system in place that's causing the problem.

for want of a better phrase 'you suck'

ah yes but what do i suck? lemons? donkey appendages? or just throat lozenges for the common cold?

Dear Lapwig,
I believe you have misconstrued the context in which Vendetta said 'you suck', I believe (and correct me if I'm wrong Vendetta) that he didnt mean it in the litteral sense as you are tryin to imply Lipwig.
I believe he infact was using it to describe you as being 'not very good'.
I'd like to hereby second Vendetta's opinion on that point, as I have played you on a few occasions and have found this to be true. Just to re-illustrate the point Vendetta was trying to make.......YOU SUCK...

Kind Regards

Top_Shotta

The Rt. Hon top_shotta,

really? wow what an insightful post, i couldn't have guessed that.

Furthermore, before you sully my good name with further accusations of slanderoous filth, you have never played me. Rest assured if you had, you would have lost.

that is also not the point, "my sucking" bares no relevance, as if i sucked id never have reached 791. so please dont post irrelevance

Yours sincerely,

Lapwing

Lapwing your mother is calling you. She's says your late for school.

arpeggi, the department for work and pensions is calling you. Apparently your unemployment benefit is being stopped as playing funkysnooker doesn't constitute actively seeking work

I'm the assistant manager of a bar and restuarant, which serves on average 400 customers a week and provides quality service. The department of work and pensions should bow down before me coz i pay their taxes and heat their homes

lmao that was a a cracker of a joke

brilliant comeback

So just leave it. We all know you'll either get bored, or get banned. It will end the same

cheers garethclin means a lot to give something back to the fans. OK arpeggi il have a coffee please. serve me! i might even give you a tip

and just when the world didn't have enough middle aged men in their armchairs on their high horses about paying their taxes... along comes another

I'm 23, i have a good home, a good job, a fiance, warmth and security

Hardly middle aged

And just for you lapwing, i dont make the coffee's. i roll about in piles of cash all day

What a lovely message this was. Good to know what he thinks about us.


actually the proportion of people saying owned is higher amongst those with a degree, since they OWN their own homes and don't work in dingy pub for minimum wage. And why am i acting like the aforementioned body part? because its amusing me to unsettle the working classes by disrupting a forum on a chavvy website
Sent at 12:30 24/11/09

what are we playing top-trumps here? im 21, i have a good home, an excellent job, a degree from cambridge, security, as for warmth well im not too sure if i can beat you there, what is you thermostat currently at? i like going for 18 degrees, but some people prefer something more in the 20 - 22 region

lets get back on topic lads before this gets capped