After a severe increase in the number of candidates for the prestigious title 'moderator'.... I am electing myself as leader of the MOD WATCHERS society. There are several positions available although the role of jester has been taken up by supermega2. The team will keep an eye on the moderators and we'll keep a record of suspicious activity. After all in this corrupt society we live in... who polices the police??

Apply within. All applications welcome.

i'll apply for a role u decide pal (top boss would be nice haha lol)

Then chief executive it is Sam. Your on the board pal, only 5more spots on the board..... need a cleaner too.

can i join al??

We have foun ourselves a cleaner!!! Here is your scrubbing brush pal...... I left a snail trail in the third cubical, you deal with it

il go undercover as a lemon

Edited at 17:32 Wed 13/09/06 (BST)

can i be the one that does the siren noise


NEE NAW NEE NAW NEE NAW

i gottas be in it haha

Me me me pick me

Due to dwindling funds, the company has gone bust. An alcoholic member of the board no names mentioned (rothers) bet the companies annual budget on rotherham scoring 10 goals in any one of there first three games (aswell as down his local strip club). So there will be no monthly pay for anyone. Should also note due to a huge black hole in the pensions scheme you all put into, there will be no payout for the longest serving members of funkysnooker. Apologies, the board.
Bankrupt!

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chief executive yeah i love having POWER muhahahahahaha