i can safely say doing i mentioned above worked perfectly for me, the reason im single is a) i want to be and b) i lied to her

ahahaha good lad
aslong as you want to be then its all good

any more tips ?

yeah 1 very important tip:

dont text other birds and dont lie when you get caught


lol guest comes into my room, pots 2 or 3 balls then says hes too good for me

beats me by 5 points in frame one, i say best of 3

i knock in 55 and beat him by 40 points, second frame i knock in 64 and he leaves before the end. hilarious

Edited at 01:20 Wed 24/03/10 (GMT)

i rarely use my phonee dec, so im finee :)
i dont have nothing to lie about :( :)

good lad

hhahahahhahahhah general chat

Morning,

Dec - tut tut school boy errors always have another phone!

Haggis - havent you told her you like to corss dress

G - tut tut on the RTH where were you

Last day in work for me! Quick brew! Emails, another brew! Read the news! Check my lottery from Sat----- you never know!

Morning all


Hope everyone is well

I don't know cross dressing 2nd phones it all sounds like my local to me

Thought I had got him there Daveee still plenty of time though it's at the weekends when they go out clubbing and don't get up till late or with a hangover I come into my own

lol hey G

Ill come for a pint down your local anytime! Sounds weird!! lol

Im busy this weekend so keep your eye on the RTH


Im on countdown now!

Lol

Your welcome at my local anytime


Where's Carol


Will do my best to keep the times down

Thanks Mate

I miss Carol

Just for you G

what fella hasnt fantasised(however its spelt) about carol...... vowel please carol

My pleasure - mind you I don't know how far my local is from you

Awww thanks for the piccie- my didn't she change over the years

the new carol is a bit of alright too

edit:typo

Edited at 11:42 Wed 24/03/10 (GMT)

Never seen her before

You ok Dec ?

not too bad and yourself?

Hello Dec, I see you are well!

4 Hours and then im gone!!!

Hey G whats for lunch matey!

Ive got images of the new carol and old carol at the same time!

dave, you rude, never

I'm thinking Spag bol for dinner - no luch as I didn't cook yesterday


Might have some pasta and veg

Not before lunch -

I cant think about woman on woman action on an empty stomach!