I spent my summer holidays on my Uncle's farm and the farm next door was a dairy farm - so I learnt to milk cows

i learned on my uncles farm my 2nd cousin is a dairy farmer too so i help him at times too

mainly help out my uncle around hay and silage time

ahahhaha nope deco i dont have fb! :)

ooo ive never milked anything ;(

you can milk anything with nipples




except this guy haha

ahahahha i might try and milk myself!

i know you have tried already

ahahahah nopee i havent!
but i might doo tonight, get a bucket , and start moo'ing like a cow, and it might work!

lol let us all know how that works out for you

ahahahaha i have a good feeling about this, i might try it tonight, and try it in my cup of tea later :)

This is getting a tad strange now

bit too much info there boss

get your bird up the duff

what was her name again ...damn cant remember

ahahahha grae, were hitting old age, im sure youve gone past this stage!

If you two are old, I'm not sure what that makes me ??

not a grandparent yet are you grae?

get her up the duff,
if i did that, ill be jumping from the biggest cliff!

erm last generation

No not yet

Grae
ive heard your my dad, is it true?

Erm... don't think so *confused smiley*

Oh, ive heard the pope is everyones dad :(

Lol you and your fixation on the Pope