nice sunny day again

Yep, the last few days have been heaven.

Also I love guests... Most entertaining characters ever!

I second that!

I got a barrage of swear words the other day from one after an orig game.

Its like the 2nd best thing on the site!

true, some of them say *swear word* blah, blah, blah.

others are polite and nice.

Yep, some guy last night kept saying I was rubbish. Fair enough I says, I just potted a red and green with 8 reds left.

So I said, how about I clear up, all reds and blacks, followed by colours. If I do that will you admit I'm decent?

He says "Mate if you manage that, I'll say you are the best player on Funkysnooker."

Guess what happened? Cleared up with a 95 I think. He left immediately

Priceless!

Oh the guests, how I love them.

Guest: Your rubbish
me: I know
Guest: Your mums rubbish too
me: shocking
Guest: What?
me: Your taste in women

Would be quite a funny conversation to have i think!

nice one mate

Hahahahaha!!!!

Another:

Guest: You like potting the brown eh?
me: What?
Guest: You can only pot the brown. You are rubbish!
me: But I'm potting reds too...
Guest: Yeah but colours like...
me: Red = colour
Guest: Don't be smart
me: Ok sorry

I go on to pot only reds and browns (intentionally of course, just to drive this guy nuts)

Guest: Look at you, can only pot red and brown argh! You're rubbish!!!!

I get onto the yellow, I pot the brown instead He leaves

haha thats funny

keep it up johnny, youll be as good as cue with all this

Lol oh I've too many guest stories, I really should stop playing friendlies!

when i was on for a max my opponent said when i was on 48 he will flag when i have the max ROFL and than ive missed

Edited at 15:57 Mon 24/05/10 (BST)

Lol what I'd like to know is if it's the same one or two blokes or if all the guests just hate me...

option 2

I'd say so. Everything about me just sucks to them, my username, my profile pic, my dog... I can't get a bird, I'm a loser, I should be doing something better than playing a stupid online game (ironic one that lol) etc

yeah youve only just returned this week lol.

I know, and all I've told you lot has happened only since I returned lol. And to be honest, it's the main reason I keep coming back haha.