A man goes to a gift shop and spot's a gold mouse. .

The saleman tells him the mouse has magic powers and every mouse will come and follow him everywhere... he looks at the salesman! with a raised eyebrow and toddles out.

Soon enuff mice come from the sewers and follow the man all over the place he then gets annoyed with the mice and throw the gold mouse into the sea getting rid of the mice forever. . .

The man then storms back to the salesman and complains and the salesman will not give him his money back and he has a idea. .

He then asked for a gold Manchester United supporter!! lol.

"No offence to any man u supporters we wouldnt want this to be a hooligan(ic) debate".

Very funny though lol.

Edited at 20:42 Wed 27/09/06 (BST)

hahahahahaha very good mad lol

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I don't find those kind of things funny supermega, you should really be ashamed of yourself

well done revenge, can you remove super aswell lol

A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill.

"Mommy" she said "Can we leave now?"

"No" her mother replied.

"Well, I think I have to throw up!"

"Then go out the front door and around to the back of the church and throw up behind a bush."

In about two minutes the little girl returned to her seat.

"Did you throw up?" her mother asked.

"Yes" the little girl replied.

"Well, how could you have gone all the way to the back of the church and return so quickly?"

"I didn't have to go out of the church, Mommy" the little girl replied, "They have a box next to the front door that says 'for the sick'."

lmao thats good but a bit stink

Why do women have smaller feet than men ? So they can stand closer to the sink

she told me we couldn't afford no more beer id have to quit.

then i caught her spending £65 on make up
then like the big man i am i said :why do i have to give up ,and you don't
she said she needed make up to look pretty for me
i told her that was what the beer was for ..
i dont think shes coming back ............

Well said kimmy

I dont know many jokes that wouldnt get banned from here.

What's white and slides down toilet walls? George Michaels latest release.

What do you call an Indian stood inbetween 2 buildings?
Ali.

Ahem.

lloll

lol i like them ones
Q: What do Barbie and Britney Spears have in common?
A: Both are blonde, brainless and made out of plastic.

Edited at 15:35 Sat 30/09/06 (BST)

4 homosexuals are sat in a jacussi when they notice some sperm floating to the top. One of the homosexuals says "Ok guys, who farted?".

Q. What's the difference between a tire and 365 used rubbers?
A. One's a Goodyear and the other's a great year!

Lol very amusing.

Condom Brands

Nike Condoms: Just do it.
Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.
Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, its that simple.
California Lotto Condoms: Who's next?
McDonalds Condom: One Billion Served.
Energizer Condom: It keeps going and going and going...
Bandai Condoms: Action Satisfaction.

Theyre all american! You are not from the west side supermega, remember that.

Bono is at a U2 concert in Dublin when he asks the audience for some quiet. Then in the silence, he starts to slowly clap his hands. Holding the audience in total silence, he says in to the microphone... "Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies." A voice from near the front pierces the silence... "Well, stop bloody clapping then!!"

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supermega2 what have i told you before no swearing on the forum please.


thanks wild_boy