Once upon a time,,, i was down kimmys street! downing his pure brew!slurp !! very nice!
Had a few biftaz! feelin very worse for wear, i thought ***iv had enuff im leggin it*****
So txi comin silly boy kimmy decides to put a full litre of bacardi into 2 glasses! knowing full well im boggin off!thinkin i can deck half a litre of spirit in 3 seconds
I thought fk that seeez ya later !
Kimmy wakes up in the middle of the road!! no sh1t! with a football under his arm and wet thru! btw it hadnt been rainin!
He said a dog pished on him !!! ye right!
Give him credit he always said to there lass football first wife 2nd!
reason for football under arm!

Fkin weirdo!

Lucky he lives on a bladdy cul-de-sac!

ROTHERSSSSSS , itold you a dog must have peed on me .
i was near the lamp post .

lmaaaooooooo

I LOVE MY FOOTBALL



i think that night she tryed taking it away from me .

thats why i woke up in the street .

and at the end of the street you saw a glimpse of the millwall drunk_lad, what a frightening evening haha