flibbertigibbet is a great word to get our brains working overtime.

Overtime is something that you can only do if you actually go to work in the first place.

Place mats are a great idea to keep yer table from getting marked

Marked "for disposal" is a label often found on goods which are out of date or hazardous.

Hazardous driving is what they do in France

France is known for its culinary delights, such as frogs legs, snails and horse steak, as well as it's fine wines.... some of which are exquisite.

Exquisite is not what i would describe snails and other yucky food like what is described above.

Above all, I think that oysters, garlic butter mussles and other shellfish are amongst my favourites.

Favourites of mine are usually chips and chicken coujons

Coujons...? Never heard of them.
Chicken goujons are to be found on some menus though. Perhaps just not in certains parts of the British Isles.

isles like in the shops?

Shops are fine if they are not busy

Busy does not begin to describe shops during the end of year sales. A better word might be overcrowded.

Overcrowded shops is not a pleasant experience.

experience in the shops when you get lost

Lost is something id like baff to get

Get real Calear.
You know that it's not going to happen.
Why would I leave and miss all the fun, and the opportunity to end sentences with words such as dryinidae...?

dryinidae can you repeat that?

That would be silly to repeat that, and its baff being all linguist

linguist stop with diffiuclt words