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10:35 Thu 21 Jul 11 (BST) [Link]

Post any funny thing that somebody has said to you recently.

I will start off,

FFS ppl aren't voting for me coz I am to sexy

aaarrrgghh.....i dont have a bieber face

have you boobs?

damee

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22:19 Thu 21 Jul 11 (BST) [Link]

For the record, you do.

i bet panties sound nice in an accent

dgeneratio

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02:23 Fri 22 Jul 11 (BST) [Link]

dgeneratio: what type of shot would you call ul?
buddytobud: loss of connection lol

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02:28 Fri 22 Jul 11 (BST) [Link]

me : i shot someone once

ang_k: lol

robby: what with a rpg ?

me: i ran out of potatoes

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00:08 Sat 23 Jul 11 (BST) [Link]

just coz I am too much of a woman for you!

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00:26 Sat 23 Jul 11 (BST) [Link]

Get Stripped and ready for it!

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20:53 Sat 23 Jul 11 (BST) [Link]

lol they found Amy Winehouse dead! :O

just thought it was funny he looled at that

m_wood

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06:32 Wed 27 Jul 11 (BST) [Link]

Take Me Out...

Man: Girls, I like Clay Pigeon Shooting, what would you wear to distract me....

Girl: First of all Im so glad, because I hate pigeons and you shoot them so im very glad!

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08:30 Wed 27 Jul 11 (BST) [Link]

Feed him to the pigs lol

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09:04 Wed 27 Jul 11 (BST) [Link]

My mate *points at tall girl* - 'Look its Crouch!'

Tall Girl - What did you say to me?

My mate runs off ....

Tall girl - 'Oi come back 'ere, yeah. I'm from Sarf East Landon mate!'

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08:18 Thu 28 Jul 11 (BST) [Link]

Lmao

"Do you think Voldemort has a flat face because he ran into the wrong wall at the station?"

genuinely serious question from my mate Lmao

m_wood

Posts: 3,960

18:15 Sat 21 Jan 12 (GMT) [Link]

The Lord, to his female friend...not funny, but, well, just shows the level of Random The Lord can get to, when coming to the conclusion of the conversation...

"you probably never thought that by the time you go to sleep you would of heard the words Santa Claus and dinosaurs in the same sentence "

si123

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10:50 Mon 23 Jan 12 (GMT) [Link]

Up town the other night some random lass and a lad:

Girl: Coming home with me tonight

Lad: No

Girl: Why?? It's because i'm fat ain't it?

Lad: Yes!

That's the most awkward moment ever

haggisdcfc

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02:25 Tue 24 Jan 12 (GMT) [Link]

Playing snooker

a dumb mate was watchin

Him - Jamie you know if that was on target it would of gone in

m_wood

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20:00 Fri 6 Apr 12 (BST) [Link]

My friend at McDonalds...

# Friend # Can I get 3 plain cheeseburgers please

# McDonalds Worker # Do you want cheese on that?

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