i create this thread, as i recently had the worst pain i have ever had...

getting ready for work in a rush, put a cotton bud in my left ear, picture this...

i then put some toothpaste on my brush, then forgot about the bud (i had a raging hangover) i then proceeded to scratch my right ear but lifted my left arm/hand over my head and rammed the cotton bud through my eardrum with my left bicep, it was agony, so whats the worst pain you've ever experienced.

im cringing.

getting my winkle caught in my zip hahaha

Getting hit in the face with a spade while fighting drunk..... lol no wonder im so sexy

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Edited at 15:59 Tue 31/10/06 (GMT)

oooh drunk, been there before not the frank though, just the beans

fighting with me lol

well i beat u all... period pains! and dont try and disagree, because u all havnt experienced the sheer agony that there are. followed closely by not being able to swallow my own saliva when i had glandular fever.. that was pretti painful.

u say its worse thn getting whacked in da face with a spade!

haha drunk lad! if it was DAMN YOU!! i never knew who the guy was i was sparcoed on a picknick bench!

Dislocating my knee when playing football, went for a fresh air shot and landed funny when the ball bobbled!

Edited at 18:27 Wed 1/11/06 (GMT)

another one i falling off a tanker at work years ago and dislocated my arm and shoulder.. man that wrecked! was in agony lol..

when i fell out of a tree and broke both of my legs my bone was stuking out nearly fainted lol bad for me =)(

putting deep heat on your nutts
do not try that at home
or when sobre

lmao arctic monkey, ive put deoderant on the sack and it canes!!

when i got knocked down by a police car was very sore broke my leg,arm and fractured my head. very sore.

Messing around in the garden with my younger coisins. I have a paved ares with a table and then a step up to my actual grassed garden, on this step up...which is around 3 bricks high, is like a stone ledge just to neatly even it off from the grass.

I proceeded to trip up while acting like a prat (Playing football i think) and smashed my shin into this ledge resulting in a huge bruise that was there for weeks and not being able to move my leg for like two days, the shin has to be one of the most painful areas, it was sheer agony. Not the most lengthy of injurys i've had, but damn well the most painful.

watching my boy as he almost slipped into a coma.

jeez driver that must have been a traumatic time for you to say the least, puts everything else into perspective

and yes angel men do suffer similar things to you ladies.....its call a beeriod