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21:39 Thu 10 May 12 (BST) [Link]
Didnt like shopping there anyway.
Yesterday I was at my local Sainsburys store buying a large bag of Winalot dog food for my loyal pet and was in the checkout queue when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
What did she think I had, an elephant? So, since Im retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didnt have a dog, I was starting the Winalot Diet again. I added that I probably shouldnt, because I ended up in hospital last time, but Id lost 2 stone before I woke up in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in queue was now enthralled with my story.)
Horrified, she asked me if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off the kerb to sniff an Irish Setters butt and a car hit me.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. Im now banned from Sainsburys.
Yesterday I was at my local Sainsburys store buying a large bag of Winalot dog food for my loyal pet and was in the checkout queue when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
What did she think I had, an elephant? So, since Im retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didnt have a dog, I was starting the Winalot Diet again. I added that I probably shouldnt, because I ended up in hospital last time, but Id lost 2 stone before I woke up in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in queue was now enthralled with my story.)
Horrified, she asked me if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off the kerb to sniff an Irish Setters butt and a car hit me.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. Im now banned from Sainsburys.
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23:37 Thu 10 May 12 (BST) [Link]
Maybe she thought you were buying it for somebody else, hence her question?
Is this just a joke?
when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
What did she think I had, an elephant?.
What did she think I had, an elephant?.
Maybe she thought you were buying it for somebody else, hence her question?
Is this just a joke?
03:07 Fri 11 May 12 (BST) [Link]
hahahahahha that got me crying, went down to sniff and got hit by a car, GENIOUS!!!!!
19:17 Mon 11 Jun 12 (BST) [Link]
Did they serve you your dinner first?
Didnt like shopping there anyway.
Yesterday I was at my local Sainsburys store buying a large bag of Winalot dog food for my loyal pet and was in the checkout queue when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
What did she think I had, an elephant? So, since Im retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didnt have a dog, I was starting the Winalot Diet again. I added that I probably shouldnt, because I ended up in hospital last time, but Id lost 2 stone before I woke up in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in queue was now enthralled with my story.)
Horrified, she asked me if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off the kerb to sniff an Irish Setters butt and a car hit me.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. Im now banned from Sainsburys.
Yesterday I was at my local Sainsburys store buying a large bag of Winalot dog food for my loyal pet and was in the checkout queue when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
What did she think I had, an elephant? So, since Im retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didnt have a dog, I was starting the Winalot Diet again. I added that I probably shouldnt, because I ended up in hospital last time, but Id lost 2 stone before I woke up in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in queue was now enthralled with my story.)
Horrified, she asked me if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off the kerb to sniff an Irish Setters butt and a car hit me.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. Im now banned from Sainsburys.
Did they serve you your dinner first?
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02:17 Wed 27 Jun 12 (BST) [Link]
if she was fit your an idiot coz she was probly hitin on you
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18:57 Wed 27 Jun 12 (BST) [Link]
haha would have loved to witness that, hilarious!
04:50 Mon 30 Jul 12 (BST) [Link]
lol slatty, you have fooled us all. Just saw this story elsewhere on the interwebz. So unless you're the original author, this never happened to you!!!
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23:00 Tue 31 Jul 12 (BST) [Link]
LOL, I never claimed it my own
Like the fact you all think I might actually be retired at 29 though...
Like the fact you all think I might actually be retired at 29 though...
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