This game is stupidly unrealistic. I know it's called "funky" snooker, but even Orig is a joke.

You're quite right orig is actually a big joke indeed. Original snooker is supposed to be the most equivalent version of real snooker.

However, the 'standard' break-off in real snooker is supposed to be white between brown and yellow, hit it slightly below centre with running side so that it runs before the blue, back to baulk over three cushions.

However, that shot is impossible on here because you just can't give the cueball enough pace for it. If you can't even play a proper break-off, why is it called original snooker?