Moments later, Seamus arrives up at Connor Pass.

He's been to the pet shop too and walks up to the edge of the cliff carrying another cardboard box in one hand and a shotgun in the other.

Hi, Paddy. Watch dis, " Seamus says. He takes a parrot from the box and lets him fly free. He then throws himself over the edge of the cliff with the gun.

Paddy watches as half way down, Seamus takes the gun and shoots the parrot. Seamus continues to plummet down and down until he hits the bottom and breaks every bone in his body.

Paddy shakes his head and says, "And I'm never trying dat parrotshooting either!"


SORRY BUT IT IS NOT OVER YET...

Paddy is just getting over the shock of losing two friends when Sean appears. He's also been to the pet shop and is carrying a cardboard box out of which he pulls a chicken.

Sean then takes the chicken by its legs and hurls himself off the cliff and disappears down and down until he hits a rock and breaks his spine.

Once more Paddy shakes his head. "**** dat,lads. First dere was Gerry with his budgiejumping, den Seamus parrotshooting. . . and now Sean and his ****'n hengliding!"

(madhatter) no swearing... keep the jokes clean please.

Edited by forum moderator madhatter, at 19:27 Tue 9/01/07 (GMT)

lmao!

In a recent survey into blow jobs, and why men like them so much, 6% like the feeling, 12% liked the excitement and 82% just like the silence.

lmao. thats a paddlin!!