Only 22 people currently online
I cant recall there being a time
When logged on here, was so few
Ready to post or grab a cue

I hate to think it but low an behold
Maybe Funkysnooker is about to fold
A game thats addictive with such force
Just may of finally run its course

This one goes out to you G
Especially for you from me
We'd post al day way way back
Lets get these forums back on track
If anyone can do it, it has to be you
A genuine gentleman through an through

Crying!

Roses are red, Paula is blue just like her cold heart

Crying at what??

My heart is warm so not cold
Why wont you listen just be told
Im really not nasty unlike some
Paula here is all about fun
So listen up Budweiser Mark
Giz a smile stop being a nark!!!!

I'm blue da a dee dah

Justsumgirl

On the forums I've made a good friend
Although some of her ways she should mend
But I shall accept her for just what she is
If she swears I simply won't get in a tiss

Queen of the forums some say
She used to be on them most of the day
Now I'm not saying that's bad
And for her company, well I'm glad

She can make you laugh and make you cry
The forums give her a bit of a high
So for her the flags we'll unfurl
You've got it, I'm talking about Justsumgirl


Just came across this again, whilst changing laptops!!

Awwww G <3

Who said that romance,
Wasn't such a drag?
A few posts from those two,
Now I need a sick-bag!

Oh listen here you yes you Jim
Up ya poems they're going grim
Or yal get the special treat
On ya rear off my feet

lmao funny lady
you'd have to get me on my knees
if yer ever gonna reach there
with yer hobbit-like size 3's

Size three my feet maybe
But they can do the job
My pointy heels
Will make you squeal
So stop being a.......divvy

Promises, promises,
But will you follow thro'?
I'm not asking in the amorous way,
Just hope you make the loo!

Ive really just lol'd at that eeeeeeeeeeee

The forums have been quiet,
I wonder why would that be,
Myself I've been about,
But more on pool as you can see,
There's this member....I'm sure ya know,
Loves to come on here and yap,
A typical female of the species,
Loves to spiel loads n loadsa crap!
Yet said person, has been silent,
The possibility of which I never knew!
For her, 6 days sat on the toilet,
Constipation guys.....yes it's true :o
I really hope you can get thro' this,
Remove yer ample rear from yer throne,
If not then, we'll have to hope you,
Can answer back on yer phone x

Is said female me Hippesville?
Is it me your on about
Ive been offline
But now i got time
Here giving a shout out

Full of good banter,
Might cause a smile,
Definitely a wino,
Of that there's no denial,
She actually works!
Like an octopus it's said,
But the majority of the time,
She's playin pool in her bed!!

More more

A few ive done on pool



Head or your heart, which do you choose
One will win, and the other will lose
Be careful when you come to pick
Head may be mind games playing a trick
The hearts more true but yet can break
Choose whichever but be real not fake

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Saturday night and here i am
Postin on Funkypool
I could be out drinking..
An coming home stinking...
But the hangovers are really cruel!

Gorgeous weather, happy days,
Time off work, catching rays,
Beer gardens, liquid lunches
Maybe eating some small brunches
Mr Sun makes all feel great
I love the summer its me mate