Keep those poems coming chaps

as for you
yer outta sight
even tho
a little light

Jimi oh jimi post some more
I want to read poems galore
Long or short its up to you
Just dont use WD40

Narcissistic

Not the full package
A certified cabbage
Really, severely boring
Can not prevent legions from snoring
Indefinite leave of a personality
So obviously the ruling authority on banality
Simple things in life it truly adores
In turn no one loves it more...
Some kind of illness, head related
Time for the blah blah to be mentally gated
Into itself and really not much more
Continues to break the unofficial boring law

Wooooooooo great poem

Cheeeeeeers couldn't have done it without you

Jimi oh Jimi where for art thou?
Do us a poem and do it now

One i done on pool



Im tired after a 12 hour shift
No time at all to let my mind drift
Tending to everyone elses needs
Has left me shattered 'tas indeed
So me and my little sleepyhead
Wont be long till we hit my bed

*Yawns*

A poem you want, a poem you get
You owe me one, don't ever forget

I stooped to your request
I'm trying my bestest best
Once this poems finished the thread will surely need a lyrical proof vest

Now pack your fake Louis Vuitton bags "Paula" and leave this funky town
Use your depleted pride to prop up your even more depleted frown
You stepped on one too many toes
The lies they flowed, Pinocchionose

Just jog along then jog some more
Just change your name to justsomebore
Just take your posts then post no more
Just bow your head and close the door

First name terms will do you no good here
Camping out in the work force rear
It's me and my name that they ultimately fear
Now on that poignant note I'll see you next year

Regards,

The original forum junkie!

I owe you nothing never have or will
Dont stoop to my level, climb a hill

In this funky town ill always stay
Not leave just because you say!

Ive not stepped on people toes
But am sure everyone else knows

I will jog on, but not from you
To give you satisfaction? No can do

Justsomebore to you i may be
Why dont you do one & leave me be

1st name terms, true, dont mean Jack
Me? Deceptive? Ya having some craic

Your name that is nothing to fear
So listen to me, ill say it clear
Don't pretend you know me but keep on tryin
Cos am a big girl who wont run crying

Original FJ? Nope that was me
I created the name for all to see
Your just someone who stalked on pool
Your making yourself look a fool


Ta daaaaaaaaaa


Regards


The girl who cant be moved (by you hahaha)

Don't come at me, that's a real bad decision
I know the truth hurts like a surgical incision
Perhaps the words I drop don't match your clouded vision
In which case I highly suggest a personality revision

Original FG...Yeah, of course that was me
I just don't shout it from the highest tree
On that point I guess we can agree to disagree
But loads on here will know the truth in actuality

I'm sorry to burst your misguided bubble, maybe ask pit to give you a cuddle
I'm sorry to pull the rug from your feet, always good to know when you're beat

I'm sorry to have to set you straight, your ego Ive had to slowly deflate
I'm sorry to have to debunk the myth, deliver the home truth to readers forthwith

Now as I said before, jog on, pitter patter
Pop down the chippy, get yourself a sausage in batter
The illusion you give to the readers does matter
The truth will come forth, your stage left in tatters

The Original Forum Junkie

Great poem

Why the need?
Knows not very much,
Behaves immaturely,
Quite possibly touched,
Help is out there,
You've gotta believe,
Otherwise all this negativity...
what a muppet

more more

She's never about now,
All we hear is more, more,
She'd need to get her act together,
Coz it's becoming a bore!

Oh Jimi im so sorry my mate
I know ive been slacking of late
But i promise I'll try a bit more
Nothing worse than being a bore

there ya go madhatter, 9 years since anyone said that to me. Instead of making accusations, do as it says...
jimi_clapton
jimi_clapton
Posts: 822
Online 9 years ago

omg got called fake,
there's no way ffs!
am a pool player that visits,
not here to take any of yer hits,
yes am good and i like it,
but wind yer neck in,
tis my one and only user,
u can check with mods or admin!

disgruntled hippesville at accusation of fake newbie

...not that its a great poem lol prob bladdered at the time

Keep er lit

I left a title called Tie or Ties
Not long ago, but no replies
So I'll just dont one instead
About a silky one but urgh not red
One i done on pool




I like Ties, i think they look smart
When added with a nice suit
Handsome and classy
For no lady trashy
But with a shoe not a boot

Theres one last verse id like to add
Its something ive just got to say
The tie thats the best
A cut above the rest
Is the one worn by Mr Grey