When i was about 5 years old my mum left me in the room with one of them baby doll bottles that you turn upside down and the stuff inside disappears... well when she came back i had got the lid off and drank the stuff inside and was sat there with bubbles coming out of mouth so i had to be rushed straight to the hospital!!!!!

One summer when i was 5, I ran down our path barefoot playin waterfight. My cousin dropped a glass lemonade bottle. - i ran through it.......35 stitches l8r!!!

y does it sound funny when other hurt themselves ?
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over 70 stitches allover body and 1 hell of a battering for rothers aka incredible.
my parents wasn't happy as it was 7am new years day morning
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>rothers was when i threw a house brick up as high as i could ,hehehe guess who head it landed on YAOUCHHHHHH SOZ BRO

last tuesday i encountered a rather large puddle and because i was wearin brand new trainers i decided to climb over some 10 ft railings. when at the top i couldnt fit my feet between them so i stood ontop and as i went to push off I only pushed the railing straight through my foot. new trainers ruined!

Not sure about me, but there are a few for my brother.

First must be when he was 3/4/5, he took a tyre off a mini toy car and shoved it up his nose, so he had to go to hospital to get that out...

Then I come in...

It was the day of the Great North Run, so we thought it would be fun to have a mini one in our living room, I was winning, but still felt the need to push him when I was 'lapping' him, he then fell over, and hit his head (just below his eye) off the corner of my dads stero stand, cut open just under his eye and still has the scar...

Last one- He was chasing me round the dining room table (which had stairs next to it and a piano next to them), and when he ran onto the stairs, he tripped over, and cracked his head open on the piano!

But other than that, not much!

thank god im not your little bro

Sounds fun being your bro too! lol

Well, when i was about 10 i was play fight and my mate got his winnie the pooh teddy and wacked it over my head. I said ouch he said what i said do batterys go in that teddy he said yes. He rank downstiars, came back up and i said im bleeding.

Went up the hospital had to have stitchs...

lmao ye soz fella guess i was a bit blind there

Ive had a few growing up i reckon it has to do with being born on april the 1st ! when i was fifteen i took my baby brothers to a paddling pool in peterborough thats an out side one for kids to cool down in the summer i was just about to put them in when i thought i would test the water to see how cold it was and i ended up jumping on some glass had 8 stiches in my foot so for obvious reasons my littles brother did not go in the paddling pool that day!!!!!

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Do you fancy 2pac?

coolman, you've been warned already.

keep to the subject matter and stop posting 2pac everywhere.

My eldest brother found some 'smarties' in Mums cupboard when he was 6 and eat the lot whilst the babysitter was watching over my other brother, 4! Mum got home and found all the pills gone and when neither of my bro's admitted who had em, she took em both to hospital and had their stomach's pumped.....nice brotherly love eh!

Sounds like kimmy and rothers!

other year at kmmys having a few quiet bevvies at his house as his sister-in-law had had a stroke and was staying over, any how as soon as i started my chinese my head started spinning and i needed the loo big time! so i legged it to bog, next thing i know there lass is above me applying pressure to my forehead blood every where and my jeans and pants around my ankles! embaressin r wot! A and E at 1:30 am! gutted

still to this day dont know what i hit my head on????

Edited at 19:34 Wed 17/01/07 (GMT)

i had a sick war when is was like 10 at school, about 20plp were lobbing sticks at each and just my luck i gota a fat 1stick clonk me on the bonce
cut mi head open had it glued up at casulty!

2 days ago i was playing golf in the middle of he road with my m8s and my m8 tried a happy gilmore hit and it sliced and smashed in my eye god it hurt

Last week i stuck a chisel into my finger.


Ouch

jumpped down the stairs becasue birmingham city lost lol it is true no joke

when i was about 13 me and mates where on a garage roof swinging down on branches and climbing back up and do it again, i look over to see if he had finished just as he let the branch go, bleeding heck my nose was a right mess lol

Edited at 19:08 Sat 20/01/07 (GMT)