when i was a little tod i once got bleach out of bathroom took the top off ,it said DO NOT SQUEEZE,(good reader i was at 3 ), huh do not squeeze why ? ,i was in hospital with bleach in the eye .

erm when i was little i was bouncing up and down on the bed and then fell off and hit my head on the window sill lol...me and my brothers and my dad went to get a taxi to take me to the hospital but the taxi wouldnt have us cos my head was bleeding a lot lol...so my dad kicked the taxi door and dented it and then we got another one. my mum was out shopping and when she came back to the hotel room there was blood everywhere and she didnt know what was going on lol! and then i had stitches in a sort of pharmacy/shop lol...how mad is that

Well. This aint me but it my dad, he was playin footie and the ball wasnt round. The first time he fell over and he was alright, second time, tryed to tackle. His foot trod and BAM broke his arm ( he need a metal pl8 in it).

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Was going down the stairs in school, as i put my foot down to the next step i slid on a glass bottle and fell down the whole set...busted up my ankle, was swollen into my shoe

Obviously i look back on it and just laugh! hehe i must've got some sick air!

Ah i remember it now...

27th jan 2005

Messing about in the gym with a few lads, then for some reason i stupidly jumped onto a basket ball. My right foot snapped outward 90 degrees when i hit the floor.

Broke a bone and fractured my ankle and of course damaged my ego..

ouchie to all of them... im one of those people whos bones just dont seem to break lol or maybe i just need to get stuck in abit more

Try jumping out of a 30ft tree or something.

Or try running downhill into a wall, that will get em broke.

You run into walls?

Yea it's great fun!

Poo, same with me i dont break bones lol. but i would i jumped off 30ft tree etc.

I crashed this motorbike i had once and snapped my wrist....ouch.

I used to watch gladiators and my sisters said ooo lets play hang on ( the monkey bar one ) and so she kicked me in the crotch and i fell off and broke my arm and to rub it in she fell on top of my arm

Wouldn't be the arm i should worry about.

Ye it was a bit bruised near the old gangles

10 years old,playground football, m8 of mine was time wasting wit ball as a goalie...i decided to stand infront of him as he took the kick outa his hands...got me right in the gangles...so bad i went to hospital and they put a patch on it

A patch on your gangles.....Sticky patch? Bet it hurt when it was ripped off!!!!!

I was on a trampoline and attempted a backflip...I bounced backwards too far and my knee cracked of the metal bar on the outside.

I couldn't walk and was taken to hospital, had shin splints, still hurts everytime I run or play football for a long time

Me and my mates had bought a metal BB gun to shoot the girls ( as you do ) but instead he for some reson fired it when he was about a yard behind me and it went straight on my bum i still have a mark to this day...but we got this girl in the neck and we got a right roleking off her dad ( happy days )

got my wife pregnant... did it twice - i must be a sucker for punishment.

i hate hospitals they smell funny and they're full of old people