im liking these riddles keep them coming

You've got me with this one!

How about this one:

A man and his son were in a car crash, the man died at the scene and the son was critically hurt and taken straight to hospital. When he got into the theatre, the surgeon said "I can't operate, he's my son"...How is this?

Solved by drunk_lass

Edited at 14:21 Sun 3/06/07 (BST)

beacause the surgeons his mother???

Ah man...It worked for more than 4 minutes on pool! You're right! Well done

Lets get the one done before another starts tom...my head will explode otherwise!!!

ok guys i got another 1 has any 1 solved the number 1 yet

FORWARD I AM HEAVY BAACKWARDS I AM NOT!"!!
WHAT AM I???


Edited at 12:24 Sun 3/06/07 (BST)

ton?

Try this one then if we are all 'throwing them in'


Think of words ending in -GRY. Angry and hungry are two of them. There are only three words in the English language. What is the third word? The word is something that everyone uses every day. If you have listened carefully, I have already told you what it is.


S O L V E D

Edited at 14:17 Sun 3/06/07 (BST)

language

or what

There are 2 ducks in front of 2 other ducks.
There are 2 ducks behind 2 other ducks.
There are 2 ducks beside 2 other ducks.


How many ducks are there?

Wat goes up, also goes down but doesnt move?

Two convicts are locked in a cell.

There is an unbarred window high up in the cell.

No matter if they stand on the bed or one on top of the other they can't reach the window to escape.

They then decide to tunnel out.

However, they give up with the tunnelling because it will take too long.

Finally one of the convicts figures out how to escape from the cell.



What is his plan?

The convicts tunnel and use the soil to reach the window.

yes that is correct

What is half of 2+2?

Where will you find roads without cars, forests without trees and cities without houses?

What flies when it's born, lies when it alive, and runs when it's dead?

I build up castles. I tear down mountains. I make some men blind, I help others to see. What am I?

a half of 2+2 is 3. you half the 2 before adding it to the second 2.

yep, and the other two

wow this is getting confusing,could we try keep it to one riddle at a time, until it gets answered, its gone all hectic lol