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Deleted User
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14:17 Fri 24 Aug 07 (BST)  [Link]  
twinkle twinkle ikkle star
how i wonder where you are
up above in members sight
booting numpties through the night
twinkle twinkle ikkle star
ive just found out where you are
hidden in the staff beer fridge
they changed the locks the cheeky gits
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16:00 Fri 24 Aug 07 (BST)  [Link]  
not funny, but it a poems thread that needs re-naming.. so, here goes...

well its friday night for me,
and you are tucked in bed
oh how i wish that i could see,
and kiss your pretty head
instead i sit and type all night,
and start to look an awful sight
i miss you more with every hour,
and hating time just makes me sour
ignore the clocks, the tick, the tock,
the endless sound that just wont stop
a week to go to be with you,
the one who has my heart so true
i yearn to kiss the lips so sweet,
that push the air under my feet
you make my days just go so fast,
i only wish that they would last
i think of when you spoke to me,
the ikkle voice that made me see
that you could sound so beautiful,
that equals how i think of you
for you have turned my world around,
its love indeed that i have found
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19:06 Fri 24 Aug 07 (BST)  [Link]  
driver8 said:
caught in a web thats all sticky but soft
an arousing aroma of beer thats not lost
could this be heaven that waits here for me?
i wore my pink lycra for spider to see
he'll creep up all quiet an not make a sound
he'll nibble me gently, i'll lift from the ground
oh yes its my stella, my man an my hunk...
lets not tell paula what you do with my cold cans of lager

*giggles*



PMSL @ That..

That last one was FAB
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14:59 Wed 31 Oct 07 (GMT)  [Link]  
how dare you people let this go
to page 2 so no one knows
the fun that lurks around a rhyme
the smiles they bring almost every time
so i'll guess i'll leave an ikkle hug
before i go refill my jug
another drink to spread the words
of inspirational lemon curds
random yes but thats all that would go
if you'd drunk as much as me you'd surely know
that random quotes are best on here
especially after consuming copious amounts of beer

*giggles*

*realises driver8 would of been better posting this..* nevermind
virtuoso107
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18:48 Wed 31 Oct 07 (GMT)  [Link]  
devotion said:
how dare you people let this go
to page 2 so no one knows
the fun that lurks around a rhyme
the smiles they bring almost every time
so i'll guess i'll leave an ikkle hug
before i go refill my jug
another drink to spread the words
of inspirational lemon curds
random yes but thats all that would go
if you'd drunk as much as me you'd surely know
that random quotes are best on here
especially after consuming copious amounts of beer

*giggles*

*realises driver8 would of been better posting this..* nevermind


Quality!!!
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12:19 Thu 1 Nov 07 (GMT)  [Link]  
Feeling down, feeling low,
Never knowing where to go.
Sit and think all day long,
Wondering where do you belong?

Is it here, is it there?
Or is it not even anywhere.
Cant decide what to do,
And what you choose will be right for you?

Too much time has gone by,
You sit and ask yourself how and even why?
You can never leave what you started,
Too many people would be broken hearted.

So thats it your final decision made,
The memory of you will never fade.
Too many people too much time,
To leave now would just be a crime.

~ Stephy ~

A Poem from me..

Edited at 18:21 Thu 1/11/07 (GMT)
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13:55 Thu 1 Nov 07 (GMT)  [Link]  
awww

nice to see someone else being poetic =)

nice one stephy
justsumgirl
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14:13 Thu 1 Nov 07 (GMT)  [Link]  
miss_steph said:
Feeling down, feeling low,
Never knowing where to go.
Sit and think all day long,
Wondering where do you belong?

Is it here, is it there?
Or is it not even anywhere.
Cant decide what to do,
And what you choose will be right for you?

Too much time has gone by,
You sit and ask yourself how and even why?
You can never leave what you started,
Too many people would be broken hearted.

So thats it your final decision made,
The memory of you will never fade.
Too many people too much time,
To leave now would just be a crime.

~ Stephy ~

A Poem from me..



I Luv that one Stephy *HUGS* x
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16:40 Thu 1 Nov 07 (GMT)  [Link]  
Thanks hun *hugs* xxx
justsumgirl
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02:39 Fri 2 Nov 07 (GMT)  [Link]  
MORE! MORE!! *Claps*
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08:54 Fri 2 Nov 07 (GMT)  [Link]  
miss_steph said:
Feeling down, feeling low,
Never knowing where to go.
Sit and think all day long,
Wondering where do you belong?

Is it here, is it there?
Or is it not even anywhere.
Cant decide what to do,
And what you choose will be right for you?

Too much time has gone by,
You sit and ask yourself how and even why?
You can never leave what you started,
Too many people would be broken hearted.

So thats it your final decision made,
The memory of you will never fade.
Too many people too much time,
To leave now would just be a crime.

~ Stephy ~
A Poem from me..


very nice poem steph
justsumgirl
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16:47 Wed 7 Nov 07 (GMT)  [Link]  
MY STELL.

Im really feeling good right now
He made me feel this way somehow
Like he has many times before
Just lately tho i feel it more(sts)
Found him browsing round sum site
When i was there on the same night
Sed sum things that made me see
He had a similar humour to me
Secretly id read and wud smile
Did i have a crush all the while?
Was it waiting to come to light
SOMETHING was there and it felt right
It was some time tho i must say
Before i knew he felt this way
Once i knew we sorta clicked
Like a switch just been flicked
We have had our tiffs shed a tear
Weve also laffed thru this past yr
Walked away and deleted accounts
Talked things thru in massed amounts
But here we are still sharing time
As much as we can together online
Sending msgs and silly jokes too
Psps's baaa's and a quack or two






Cont.
justsumgirl
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16:54 Wed 7 Nov 07 (GMT)  [Link]  
He knows how i feel hes been told
He makes me feel warm wen im cold
To my face he brings this smile
Not just today but all the while
Its not just me, theres others too
To comfort them he knows what to do
Those who know him can see why
He really is a wonderful guy
Dont take his as justsumfella
Hes more than that he is MY STELLA



~Your Paula~

Tri ~ Oeth ~ Un

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18:56 Wed 7 Nov 07 (GMT)  [Link]  
aww thats actually sweet

'It must be love, Lurve lurve'

I would write a poem but busy, If i can i'll fit a ittle one in later or something

Edited at 01:12 Thu 8/11/07 (GMT)
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01:31 Thu 8 Nov 07 (GMT)  [Link]  
justsumgirl said:
He knows how i feel hes been told
He makes me feel warm wen im cold
To my face he brings this smile
Not just today but all the while
Its not just me, theres others too
To comfort them he knows what to do
Those who know him can see why
He really is a wonderful guy
Dont take his as justsumfella
Hes more than that he is MY STELLA



~Your Paula~

Tri ~ Oeth ~ Un



*blush* Love it Baband YKW as well dontcha eh?
I Love you cariad xxx
virtuoso107
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11:59 Thu 8 Nov 07 (GMT)  [Link]  
Our lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk,
At home as it is in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillage,
As we forgive those who spill against us.
And lead us not to incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is the beer, the bitter, and the lager.
Barmen.
justsumgirl
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06:42 Fri 9 Nov 07 (GMT)  [Link]  
Stell ~ Glad you liked it. Love you x x x




Michael ~ LOL @ That
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14:18 Tue 13 Nov 07 (GMT)  [Link]  
You know them times, when you've had a good sleep
You wake up refreshed, and out of bed you just leap
Well this morning ,yanno , that was one of those times
Didn't even wait for the alarm clock chimes

With a smile on my face, that I couldn't remove
I Waltzed straight in the bathroom, and into the groove
Wondering why, why did I feel so alive
For crying out loud, it was just after five

Then I remembered it was the dream that I had
That was the reason, I woke up feeling glad
As I closed my eyes, and as I tried to recall
My memory stuttered, and started to stall

But then one bit of magic, that had entered my mind
I managed to remember, how was I so blind
An image of beauty, of style and of grace
Of course it was My Paula, who had put that smile on my face

But one thing to remember, if you close your eyes
If your in the bathroom you'll get a surprise
Keep your wits about you, the image may be sweet
Just open your eyes, or you will wee on the seat.

~Stell~

Edited at 20:38 Tue 13/11/07 (GMT)
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14:24 Tue 13 Nov 07 (GMT)  [Link]  
Awww Stell *HUGS* Thats really good
justsumgirl
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14:37 Tue 13 Nov 07 (GMT)  [Link]  
(Ricky if ya reading this ..HA! I dnt bore him!)

Stell, I luv that honey *blushes*..
Edit ur bottom line tho quiiiick move the '!ss'
Love You x x x
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