Patagraph - A device used to count how many pats on the head u can obtain by acting child like !



CRAZY

carazy - mad about automobiles

parade

parkade - helps you park your car in an awkward space

CATASTROPHE

cartastrophe - a collision between two shopping trolleys containing fragile items such as eggs just after you've finished paying for them

investigation

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Investsig - Is when the Stig walks round in my vest!! Pfffffft!


PAULA

Poola - a female that is very good at pool

cartridge

Fartridge - A Farters special place (ewww lol)



MEMORIES

Lemonies - special type of lemon (its orange )

Laughter

Lagter - Someone who lags



DREAM

Budream - an imaginary bottle of Budweiser

triumph

Trump! - A Fart! (LOL Sorry)




FART

Tart - What paula calls me

Calls

Aw Damee lol


Balls ~ Things that ya can play many games with!!!




SMILE

Mil - shortening of "million"




Christian

Christinan - a religious Grandmother

tournament

tournanment - intentionally tearing something

LIAM

lliama - A male given name, which originated as the short form of the name William or the Irish variant Uillaim, and given to a South American mammal of the camel family, Llama glama, used as a domestic beast of burden and a source of wool and meat.

difficult

Tifficult ~ A Cult whose members are ppl that argue lots! LOL




FRIEND

Furiend - A mate that gives you a mink coat

animal

Tanimale = A male sun worshipper!!


HEAT