Beans are a good source of fibre.

Fibre is not what I need just at the moment unless I can get to the shops to get some more toilet paper!

LOL

Paper is something we use everyday.

Everyday I remember something that I have forgotten to purchase

Purchase some Andrex, it will be so smooth on your bumcheeks

Bumcheeks is probably a word we shouldn't really use on the forums

Forums need a bit of fruityness like bumbcheeks and farts

Farts can be silent or noisy

Noisy neighbours do my head in and they clearly dont have any consideration

Consideration is what we should so to our fellow man

Man O man i was just in the Arcade Tournament, 54-18 up with Green ball in play and so my opponenet needed 3 snookers with 1 minute to go, and he deliberatly timed me out the...deep breath, sore loser

loser is what exactly what he is

Is it time for breakfast

Breakfast time has been im afraid and we are almost ready to watch England Hammer Wales at the Millenium Stadium

Stadium, the one at Wembly is 20 minutes down the road from me.

Me and football aren't exactly on familiar terms

Terms are how the divide the school year.

Year in, year out there are some things that never change and one of them is that Grae never ceases to be informative

Informative information can be probed from people on the inside

inside your ears can sometime be hairy