A man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender pulls out a shotgun and points it at him. The man says "thank you" and leaves. Why did the man thank the bartender?

Whoever gets it right posts another and so on and so forth..

Hi had Hiccups and the shock cured him ?

Your turn...

A man lives on the 12th floor of a tower block.
Every morning he gets in the lift presses the button for the ground floor and goes of to work.

Every evening he returns home and pushes the button for the 9th floor and walks the rest of the way.

Why ?

cause hes short lol

cant reach the button for 12th floor

Correct

Your go

There was a doctor and his son they were driving to there house then all of the sudden they were in a car crash the doctor died but the son stays alive but needs an operation when the son arrives at the hospital the doctor says I cant operate this boy.....because he is my son. How can this be?

The boy's mother and father are both doctors!

well done
your go now

Because cigars cannot be entirely smoked, a hobo who collects cigar butts can make a cigar to smoke out of every 5 butts that he finds. Today, he has collected 25 cigar butts. How many cigars will he be able to smoke?

6

Bingo. You're up.

If I say "Everything I tell you is a lie," am I telling you the truth or a lie?

A lie. Quite simple that. Need something easier!

Ummmm...yeah, congratulations!

can you explain where the 6 comes from please

He makes 5 cigars out of the 25 cigar butts.
When he's smoked them all he's left with another 5 cigar butts...
...so he can make another cigar.
= 6!

oh yeah thanks james

A worm is at the bottom of a 100-foot well. He climbs 4 feet during the day, but he falls back 3 feet during the night. Today the worm starts his journey.

How many days will it take for him to climb his way out of the well?

100 i think ?