This one is abit sad tbh but...........

Did it hurt when you feel from heaven

Are you as good as all the guys say you are?

that is bad lol,wouldnt she think u was calling her a bike loool

Yea you gotta rate it on a scale of 1-10

True but hey you never know

Edited at 18:49 Fri 24/09/10 (BST)

here is 1 but you might get a slap or you may be lucky

Do you ...... on a first date, if not then does your mate .

Hi my names freds flintstone - I can make your 'bedrock'

Showing my age here, in the days before mobile phones !!


Man : Do you want to borrow 10p

Woman: Why ??

Man : So you can phone your Mum and tell you're not coming home tonight

lol never heard that version grae, only the version with the mobile which is

"have you got credit?"

"why?"

"so you can phone your Mum...."

haha

I usually just tell them I've made 57 maximum breaks on Funkysnooker. Always works

But no seriously. If in a nightclub just ask any group of single girls if they wanna come back to a house party. Trick is you actually need somewhere to go back to lol

I usually do this:

Me : Ladies, ladies, hows it going?

Ladies: Ok... Do we know you?

Me: :O The question is, How do you not know me??!

Ladies: Who are you then?

Me: Why I'm Mr. 103 Aka The 103 God and The 103 King

Ladies: Really Thats you?!!

Me: Why yes of course

Ladies: Wanna have Intercourse?

Me: With all 49 of you? Why Yes, Yes I do

You only got 49 pfff

Are your legs tired, because youve been running in my mind all day

All those wide open spaces

LMAO

My personal Fav is, catch a goat youve pulled hahahahaha

Are you sure thats the proper wording?

Ive heard grab ya coat ya pulled. But if she happened to have a pet goat whats the difference

Ok, here's one I like:

Is that a ladder in your stocking.... or the stairway to heaven?

*SLAP*

You'll do.