simple but effective nice one moons

It is proper wording, it was from an advert haha :')

(Y) The way forward there...



Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.



Man : Hey ... Wanna dance?
Woman : No.
Man : Oh, C'mon! Lower you're standards a little. I did...



Wow! Are those real?



If you ever want to see your children again, you'll do what I want.

The two best chat up lines that I've ever used are the following two. The reason why they work is bcoz its always awkward trying to chat someone up, but its not just awkward for you...you put them under pressure and can embarrase them so...these help. But you need to have some swagga and you cant use them on every type of female. You have to go for a type that will understand it...

First one -
Oink...(but you have to walk over all serious, the bird has to of been eyeing you up and vice versa. Swagga over there turning on your mojo...then just say Oink, its totally unexpected and they usually laugh)


Second one -
Man - 5 ton ellephant
Women - Erm, what?
Man - I was trying to break the ice.


They sound silly, and you need balls to do it. So my advice is booze. Then go have fun with it!

Or if you want to go for the cheese...

I swear I've seen you before, but dont know where I've seen ya?

(Pause...)

Oh I remember now, your something that I dreamed'a.

Love that boyler! HAHA

and the ice one :)

Which one ?

o dear tommy sharing the one liners you tried on your mum eh?

Girl - Hey i like your top/jeans/tattoo (any variation)
Boy - If you like that you should see my phone number

I have a pet, would you like to stroke him?

ur dad must have been a theif!!
woman..whys that?
cos he stole the stars out of the sky and but them on you
cheeseyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
BUT WORKS!!

I'm no astronaut, but I could go to uranus..

hahahahahah !!

Is there a mirror in your trousers?

Because i can see myself in there

Bringing this back from the dead....

Here's a few...

I'm pleased to meet you, and I've got the meat to please you

Guy: Do you sleep on your chest?
Girl: No... why?
Guy: Can I ?


Would you hold it against me if I told you that you had a nice rack ?

See lets keep it simple

Just walk upto a girl and say 'Hi you look nice'

Also don't offer to buy a drink as they might take it and leave lol

And confidence is the main thing if you go up saying 'Hi ermmm my name ermmm' they will think nah because you made it more awkward than easy

But derry I got to admit your way would work as people like a sense of humour

Do you wear space trousers? Cuz' your butt is out of this world!

Is there a Rainbow? Because you're the treasure I've been searching for.

Girl: "Do you have the time?"
Guy: "Do you have the energy?"

lmao smurf