From last thread.....

There is nothing wrong kissing and swimming with dolphins!



want to come round for coffee, because she thinks the noises are ...


Squeaky floorboards and..............

tree's blowing harsh, but she really .....

...Is looking for an excuse to bring Jamie round to her house to look at...

Her tyres on her car as they are as bald as.............

graes head, then she .......

...remembered that Jamie knows absolutely nothing about cars because he is more interested in...

Animals, so he went to the pet shop and bought..........

2 goldfish, a hamster, and a budgie, so he called the goldfish, Harry and Dora, the hamster Wendy, and he named the budgie............

Julie as that is his favourite girl's name, but then he saw his friend.........

with a turtle, so he went back to the shop and brought a turtle and named it sid, then ....

...asked the shopkeeper if he sold dolphins. The shopkeeper stared at him for a moment then...

said.... are you on drugs m8? where would i keep a dolphin in here?
ive hardly enought room for a.......

Sea lion Jamie then saw another friend called.........

pee wee and he was the cutest turtle in all the ocean, so he thought, il have a chat with him, so he went over to him and said.....

Hi pee wee, haven't seen you ages what you been.........

eating cos your breath dont smell too healthy yano!!!! Pee Wee was angry at the fact he was even asked that question and decided to take drastic action against Jamie, who by now was flapping cos he saw the look of wrath in Pee Wee's eyes as he crawled towards him. Jamie started backing away slowly before he tured and legged it, jumped over some fence and ran down the nearest alleyway as fast as he could..he was out of breath and leaned against a wall and put his hands on his knees when suddenly....

He heard a strange sound behind him, it sounded like, surely it couldn't be..............

the same cop that arrested him from earlier, "ello ello, what have we got here?" she said. Jamie panicked and started running again, but he didnt get too far in his 4in killer heels, Easily caught, she put the cuffs on him, searched his pockets and found..............

a pound! The officer was made up with this and instead of sorting Jamie out, he went to the 99p shop to buy some...

Pears! But the only problem with pears was...