they was a pair of pears and she wasnt that hungry, so she decieded ....

to go and visit her best pal, so she hopped on the bus, and on the journey, she noticed a massive....

candy shop, so she stopped off in there and .....

caused murder cos candy is bad for your teeth and we all know you should floss and brush regular or ur gums swell and you get cavities which grow into big holes thus causing smelly breath and bad teeth which then need extracting and that means you need to numb your gum which makes you think your talking funny and makes you look like a right......

a right prune which is a shriveled up ...............

(P M S L )


.....little crinkly looking dried date which is a fruit..like ya's didnt know that but since we're talking about fruit we should not forget that fruit is good for.........

you and you should have 5 portions a day, this will keep you.............

happy til you go to KFC for a big bucket of fat greasy tasty chicken and some hot wings and some crispy strips and maybe some popcorn chicken , oh an gravy to dip them in cos KFC is fingler licking good but its not half as good as...

Fingler ??

a kebab after a night out on the town but you can only eat one when you are .............

off yer head and yer taste buds are up the left, so better stick with...

Sausage and mash 'cos that doesn't give you..............

the runs, but it does give you........

Lots and lots of curly.................

fries which can cause several medical conditions such as...

Hair loss which is why so many young people have............

Plenty of hair on there legs. because ..........

The curly fries don't affect your..........

legs, only your head hair, so they all .....

looked around to spot young people with no..............

hair, so they could laugh and make jokes of them because .......