Author? George Orwell

Orwell is an estuary in Suffolk.

Suffolk is also the name of a lawn mower manufacturer.

Manufacturer is a noun used to describe a company or person who makes a certain item. Some items, such as suits or shoes, are sometimes bespoke.

Bespoke is yet another hard word to begin a sentence with Baff.

Baff, I'm sure, searches his vocabulary for hard words to start sentences with.

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with only no matter of time bulldog_oc/new_devil gets

Get a grip

Grip helps you keep on the road, if you don't have grip, you could crash and die.

Die you horrible person, is a phrase I hope never to hear.

Hear that, i would not like!

Like, that's totally uncool man.

Man is prone to making Freudian slides (while playing baseball).

baseball is a sport, the sound of the ball connecting to the bat is known as onomatopoiea

Onomatopoeia (as an uncountable noun) refers to the property of such words. Common occurrences of onomatopoeias include animal noises, such as "oink" or "meow" or "roar".

Roar like a tiger, which is a similie.

Similie is a figure of speech that directly compares two different things, usually by employing the words "like", "as".
Even though both similes and metaphors are forms of comparison, similes indirectly compare the two ideas and allow them to remain distinct in spite of their similarities, whereas metaphors compare two things directly.
For instance, a simile that compares a person with a bullet would go as follows: "Chris was a record-setting runner as fast as a speeding bullet." A metaphor might read something like, "When Chris ran, he was a speeding bullet racing along the track."

Track and field is my favourite section of the Olympics.

Olympics is always going to be a smaller event than the World Cup.