green just like your face when i tell you your meant to use the last word not first world which in your case is "homophone"

Homophone was a perfectly good word with which to finish my last sentence. If you would care to look at the previous page, you will see that I posted in order, whereas pilby did not.
However, in order to carry on this thread in a sensible manner, perhaps you could tgm, correct the multiple mistakes in your last post, and start the next one with oxymoron....?

oxymoron sounds like it should describe a rather stupid, large animal used in olden times and in some rural areas to pull ploughs, these animals best being described as bovine...

Bovine couldn't be further from the truth Adam... that is not at all the definition of an oxymoron.

Oxymoron in reality refers to a pair of words following each other that are an apparent contradiction, e.g. "active admin".

admin are useless but I wouldn't want to get on the wrong side of them

"Them bones, them bones them dry bones".

bones are part of your body

Body parts are sometimes replaceable; notably hips, or knees.

Knees are sometimes wobbly.

Wobbly knees would not have been a useful asset for Charles Blondin.

Blondin is what some people put in their hair to make it lighter

Lighter would not necessarily have helped Charles either, nor Maria Spelterini.

Spelterini? Thats a weird name isn't it?

It is right what you said in your spoiler.

Spoiler is what happens when someone tells you about a program you have not yet seen

seen and not heard is what applies to 90% of people on here.... especially people from australia.

Australia are rubbish at cricket

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