the overall table dude. not just for arcade... the overall table

oh yeah i see

forgot about that lol well done!!

Edited at 16:41 Fri 2/03/07 (GMT)

FUNKYNEWS LOSES ITS WAY

Readers remain horrified this evening as the funkysnooker news column begins to fill with unrelated and less than amusing posts.

Normally things like these are kept to the general chat threads found on our sister site (sister because its full of girls not like our nice gentlemens club over here, what what).

Hope remains tho as driver8 endeavours to fill himself with alcohol to keep the randomness going until someone can help him fill the hearts of our followers with a likkle giggle.

For funkynews this has been drunk driver8, never allowing myself to get drawn into the top 50 players - it seems the better you get at snooker the less funny you become in the forums(unless your name is funky_al - a god among men)

WAR IS DECLARED!!

Reports are coming in that the Ladies of the "sister site" are mortified this evening on discovering that a certain Moderator from funkysnooker has been insinuating that they should keep their "chat" to that of the funkypool forums.

It seems that the moderator in question is implying that the ladies are cramping the style of the men that frequently attend
the "gentlemans club"

Talks are now underway amongst the Ladies as to what action is goin to be taken, all i can reveal at this point is that the men of funkysnooker had better brace themselves for a bumpy ride over the next few days as their plan is put into action!


This has been miss_piggy reporting for funkynews! x

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BREAKING NEWS!!


Riot police have been called to the scene as the men from funkysnooker go wild in the highstreet as the latest gadget hits the shops!!



Edited at 21:29 Fri 2/03/07 (GMT)

WEEKEND PASSES WITH NOBODY NOTICING

Yep, thats right, its Tuesday and nothing has happened, i'd tell you an interesting and possibly amusing story but alas, i dont have one.

unless anyone wants to hear about my rabbits escaping out of the back garden this afternoon? one of them turned up at the front door! clever bunny... no, if i could escape this place i'd turn up not at my front door - but a nice warm pub.

Oh well, back to drinking i suppose - i need some inspiration... i have a box full of firecrackers and a stray dog lurking, now, the only question that my science needs answering is how many will it take to launch it over 50 feet...

in sports news....

here are next week's serie A results....





(hope you get the joke...)

NEW MODS AND SOON!

Thats rights folks, mod voting is currently in its final stages and there will be new mods very soon.

Reaction to this news included a couple of people fainting and a heart attack.

Luckily no-one was severely hurt and all await the outcome with anticipation

FUNKYSNOOKER FORUM HAS PASSED AWAY

yes people, please mourn the end of our fine forum.

its a sad day as i was hoping that things would pick up a bit.

but alas, it seems only a few can be bothered to put the effort in.

I'll not hold any grudges and perhaps things may turn around, in the meantime i'll just pop in to clear the tumble weeds from the wastelands and hope for a brighter day.

lets hope the alcohol doesnt run as dry, and my glass stays glistening like my eyes are now.

for you, this has been a depressed8.
reaching for the comfort of the next red bottle.

*gives big hug to driver* i'm still here i'm still here!!!

ITALIAN DAJA VU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cymmerboy and freewebs have had an arguement over cymmerboy using freewebs and this has lead to cymmerboy losing his contract to use them so all of cymmerboys leagues have been called off!

these wil not start again

all to blame on freewebs©

NEWS!!!
today damee and bigbaz199 were the only people on the forum...it was so quiet

oh stuff it...its pointless news i just wanted to post. does anyone have some decent news which can be commented on for more than 10 words??? cz its not worked 4 me

Breaking News!!!

31 March, went up to the WOLVES game and a shocking game as the oppisite team had 7 shots and scored 6 of them, what a bad day!!!

Wolves 0 - 6 Southampton

INVASION IMMINENT

As tension hots up, driver8's plans of world domination start to unfold as his new age army of pensioners await their 1st orders.

Rallying his troops on the nearby Isle of Wight, driver8 was quoted... 'I will free this Island from the oppressive rulership of the English, and stick a barrel of viagra right where the softness is most needed. no more will you younsters holiday on my caravan parks. no more will our yellow sands be overcrowded by families with ugly children.'

Edited at 10:42 Tue 3/04/07 (BST)

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Look up for more on this breaking news story

SAILORS ARE FREED FROM IRAN

sean_paul's lair of villains have finally let the captured sailors go simply because they were boring and telling me stories that were rotting me to death.

Us Irany super villains arnt done yet though, beware mwuahahahaha.

*eh hem* sorry for any inconvinience this may have caused.

Edited at 20:51 Thu 5/04/07 (BST)