(The title says it all......Lets have fun with this one!)





Once upon a time, there was a girl named Paula, who decided to check Snooks out, she was a Pooler ya see, anyway................

Along came a handsome prince called John. All the fair maidens wanted a bit of John, but he was saving himself for someone special, who just so happened to wear the type of boots as him, anyway........

Edited at 19:34 Mon 30/07/07 (BST)

Along Came Stella_man wearing such a pair of boots.... he looked so good. John coudlnt beilve his luck and decided to..............

Jump on his Welsh counterpart, and give his cheeks a big squeeze, Stella was shocked, but still very happy to see his English friend and.......

Edited at 19:47 Mon 30/07/07 (BST)

All of a sudden there was a huge clanking noise coming from................

Paula's knickers, it didnt just clank it ..........

Edited at 10:57 Tue 31/07/07 (BST)

(oh Oi you ..lmao)


Lit up too..specially when she was about too...

kick stella in the shins because...........

she didn't like his..

Chicken dinners, but she relented and she.........

Went to Asda to get some sweet n sour sauce to go with the chicken but as she was on her way, she bumped into.........

Josh, and omg did paula go crazy from how good he looked that day! Paula, not knowing what to do....

Grabbed a security guard without looking but when he turned around it was only Mr..

driver8 with his twister board and baby oil .......

(pmfslllllllllllllllllllllll)


Paula stood there shocked to see Driver in the Asda in full view of everyone holding his Twister board for what seemed like aaaaaaaaaaages before she ran out leaving him there to..........

Get stared at but then.....

...He grabbed a huge cabbage and walked out with it, into the car park where there was some........

Big macs but when he tryed to pick them up....

his trousers split at the seems, revealing what seemed to be women's underwear...

As they were very VERY...........