LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO @ Having his one eye poked !! Arghh pmfsllllllllllll




Who was now feelin a lil excited at the fact, that the giant liked having his one eye poked(oh pmfsl) decided that he too would like to....

eat a bit of readybreak like paula, then he...

would try to laugh as much as paula but...

that just isn't possible becase she...

is in a bad mood because..

She hasnt got a single tiny itsy bitsy crumb of a French Fancy in her fridge! Anyways.........

as she sits in the corner crying about not having her french fancy, she think of an idea...

That involves using, A Leaf, a piece of String, A Sausage and...........

a 4 leaf clover to break into the bank on england...

seeing if she balance them all on her head whilst fulfilling the giants fetish, failing this she started crying, and decided to...

Forget the string and the bank robbery etc etc and..........

..take up the fine art of busking in London's Covent Garden, where she was manhandled and bundled into the back of a white van by a rather large...

Handsome familiar looking fella! She was certain she knew him from.......

her days in st mungos, where she had been incarcerated due to the...

Fact That when she Joined a site Called FunkySNOOKER she had become increasingly.......

intolerable, leaving members and staff trembling at the very appearance of her...

Size 3 feet! Anyway besides her feet, Paula also....

has hands...

that like to wander...

All over her delicious home made cakes, they are realy nice, there are some butterfly cakes and chocolate cakes but after Paula ate them all she.....