a shark with an spear, but this shark was like no other, it could walk, it started walking towards jamie and then ...

He woke up and realised he had.........

won the lottery, he had 17million to himself

so he decided to jet off to the bahamas, when he got there, he put on his flip flops, shorts and sun glasses and headed down to the coconut lounge and ordered a.............

coconut, then he bumped into cheryl cole, and brought her one , and they sat chatting, then suddenly....

'disappointments' occured and she laughed but this was short lived because...

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when she was drinking the coconut special, her flip flop snapped and she had to borrow jamies killer heels, he said.....

Oh goody it's back round to me again Then he............

decided to go 4 a walk on the beech, looking for....

...somewhere perfect where he could lie and sunbathe. But unfortunately for Jamie...

the sun was too strong and was beating down on his bald patch, so it was off too the hotel room where he......

It was night time, but he met up with............

Megan fox, then we decided to go clubbing which she was impressed with his moves on the dance floor, as the time struck 3 .....

Megan said I'm really sorry Jamie but.....

Nice moves....But Boys kissing dolphins does not do it for me.....

but, il have a friend who likes kissing dolphins, maybe il ask her if she would go for a drink with you, il just...............

...go and get my phone and give you her number. But remember, you must never phone her after....

taking viagra cause shes a tease, just ask her out for a date and....

...make a few dolphin noises and she will more than likely say...

want to come round for coffee, because she thinks the noises are ...